The Toilet Tango

The water keeps on flowing don't know how to halt I've twisted every handle checked for every fault My floors are getting flooded I'm starting to despair This toilet's got a mind its mischief's on a tear Bent over with a plunger and a wrench that's rusted brown My toolbox is a graveyard tools scattered all around I dial up the plumber but the line is always dead This toilet is my nemesis it's messing with my head Toilet's got a rhythm tap dance on the floor I'm fighting with the fixtures a battle I abhor The porcelain is laughing it's got me in a spin I'm swimming in a basin that I just can't seem to win Instructions might as well be written in some ancient runes I'm jiggling and shaking to an off-key tune My bathroom's like a river a delta of despair This toilet's got me dreaming of a plumber's sweet repair Buckets cradle water as I mop and weep and pine My bathroom's now Atlantis cursed by fortune's decline I curse the day I bought it this throne of misfit toys Can't wait until it's fixed so I can find my bathroom joys Toilet's got a rhythm tap dance on the floor I'm fighting with the fixtures a battle I abhor The porcelain is laughing it's got me in a spin I'm swimming in a basin that I just can't seem to win