The Program

Oh, hello there Let me get the door Is this your first time here? Out in the lobby Grab a muffin and some coffee Don't forget your program We're so glad you're here I like your beard and your ink is pretty rad the Pastor has full sleeves and gauges in his ears Ever heard of Calvinism? No? That's okay. Everyone is welcome You'll fit right in! The systematic is beautiful Nothing less than the Gospel Don't forget your program Tulip is the Gospel Don't question the program! Just stick to the script! You'll fit right in! Give us your children The nursery's down the hall Sovereignly indoctrinating Little tulips on the wall Turning vipers in diapers into God's own elect Everything's predestined, just what did you expect? Now repeat after me: "God decreed all sin! Who are you oh man To question Calvinism?" Don't question the program! You'll fit right in!