Holy Moley

Modern-day Robin granting wishes online Gin on the rocks granting me a bad time Junipers jumping out my pituitary gland Off to Jupiter, the stupider space man Bracing for the fall, not knowing where I would land Praying for a parachute, a paranoid man Begging for compassion but not in this wasteland It is what it is, this is who I am I need a spaceship A facelift Holy Moley I'm shitfaced all the time Walk a mile in my shoes but I don't do shoeys I'm too fucking old to be ever called a newbie Been there, done that, slept in a bin Had a fight got punched, drunk, took it on the chin Pass me the empties and pour me a pint My memories don't know last night Blackhole, wormhole, all of that shit You could come to Jupiter, my rocket is my dick (Take the edge off, take a little bit of it off) (Take the edge off) (Take the edge off) (Excuse me, have you got any Cordi Elba?) (A pint of Cordi Elba? Yeah, please) I need a spaceship A facelift Holy Moley I'm shitfaced all the time I need a spaceship A facelift Holy Moley I'm shitfaced all the time I don't give a f*ck about my liver on Monday I just need to walk it off like I was a runway Don't care, give a toss, make mine a double Spaceship, spaceman, my head is in a bubble I don't recognize the place I woke up on a Tuesday Looking like a doomsday, give a f*ck what you say Don't care, give a toss, make mine a triple Spaceship, spaceman, my head is on a swivel Lift off I need a spaceship A facelift Holy Moley I'm shitfaced all the time I need a spaceship A facelift Holy Moley I'm shitfaced all the time