The Ape (Plastic Surgery Song)

Seems like walking on water Seems like walking the dog Seems like drinking some water Seems like talking to God I've got a t-shirt and it's got your name on it But I don't wear it when you come around I go to see your body at the wax museum And I bribe the guard to let me kiss you on the mouth I'll get plastic surgery To look like your plastic surgery You have the kind of face we need So slip that skin off in front of me It's a flawless plan, I'm your biggest fan So take it all out of me Seems like chasing a double Seems like boarding the ark I didn't think it would be natural Biting you back in the dark Please punish me and I will wear the pain so I remember the night that I said your name I'm Dorian Gray and you're my Sybill Vane, it's simple now, we make our faces the same I'll get plastic surgery To look like your plastic surgery You have the kind of face we need So slip that skin off in front of me I'll get plastic surgery To look like your plastic surgery You have the kind of face we need So slip that skin off in front of me It's a flawless plan, I'm your biggest fan So take it all out of me