Bombs and Promises

Sitting at home watching shows like friends on the TV Has really made the UK seem so boring to me We don't get all of their restaurants, we don't even get their tours We don't get the parties with the red cups Or a super racist police force Oh I want to live in the US I want to live in the land of bombs and promises I wanna get real fat as a white tourist And complain about the immigrants Oh I want to move to the US I wanna pledge to the flag of bombs and promises I wanna sue someone who can't afford it And suck off a tangerine fascist Lying in bed on the internet on the 4th of July But we don't get fireworks until winter and I don't have apple pie I just want the big roads and deserts, the drive thru's and black friday So I'll leave and tell the whole UK To have a nice fucking day Oh I want to live in the US I want to live in the land of bombs and promises I wanna get real fat as a white tourist And complain about the immigrants Oh I want to move to the US I want to pledge to the flag of bombs and promises Live free in the land of opportunity Without money or health insurance Oh I want to live in the US I want to live in the land of bombs and promises I wanna get real fat as a white tourist And complain about the immigrants