Awkward Advances

Pardon me miss, do you mind if we talk for a little? Sorry if I sound nervous It's just that your beauty is such that I could scribble A thousand poems trying to describe it and I wouldn't come close I could compose songs, even write in prose But no matter how carefully I chose My clever words and metaphors It wouldn't do justice to the beauty That a simple glance at you shows Sorry, it seems my mind has strayed Anyway, I'm not trying to get laid I just wanted to say "Hey, I hope you have a nice day" I approached you, not knowing where this would be leading Because even though I barely know you, I find you intriguing When it's you I'm close to, I can hear my heart beating Granted, we've only seen each other about once or twice But we've talked and joked before on sleepless nights And I think you're really nice, witty and bright In short, one of the most amazing girls I've ever met in my life Whoa, oh, oh Hoppy is crushing once again Whoa, oh, oh I think I found my new girlfriend Whoa, oh, oh This feeling inside is oh so nice Girl, I must be using Apple Maps Because I keep getting lost in your eyes Now I've never been smooth, I don't know What I could say that would make you swoon Maybe it sounds creepy, but I'd like to see you soon I never did master the art of the pick up line I've thought about it a whole bunch of times But all my clever mind Could come up with is "Hi" Now I'm here being awkward and shy Hoping that you're not quick to say goodbye I'm probably not your ideal man, but damnit I could try To make you as happy as I possibly can I could trade you poems for smiles Spit verses if you're a rap fan You could come over to play Pac-Man, see You can be the Peach to my Mario The Princess Leia to my Han Solo I get inspired to write odes to your beauty Whenever I see your photo There's no need to rush, we can take it slow But I'll take it as a challenge if you choose to say no Now I just wanted you to know I think you're one of a kind I'm sure you're busy, so, I think it's time I let you go Whoa, oh, oh Hoppy is crushing once again Whoa, oh, oh I think I found my new girlfriend Whoa, oh, oh This feeling inside is oh so nice Girl, I must be using Apple Maps Because I keep getting lost in your eyes It's like you were made for me In some sort of test tube I like you more than I do My weighted companion cube You and I could have a lot of fun Play old school videogames I'd even let you be player number one It's like you were made for me In some sort of test tube I like you more than I do My weighted companion cube You and I could have a lot of fun Play old school videogames I'd even let you be player number one Whoa, oh, oh Hoppy is crushing once again Whoa, oh, oh I think I found my new girlfriend Whoa, oh, oh This feeling inside is oh so nice Girl, I must be using Apple Maps Because I keep getting lost in your eyes Whoa, oh, oh Hoppy is crushing once again Whoa, oh, oh I think I found my new girlfriend Whoa, oh, oh This feeling inside is oh so nice Girl, I must be using Apple Maps Because I keep getting lost in your eyes