I Wish It Would Snow (In My Heart)

Sheffield, your hills are growing whiter The snowfall reflects the sun much brighter Now Eti is skiing like a glider And I will wish you Merry Christmas all the same I just wish it would snow in my heart I just wish it would snow in my heart Norway, your fjords are freezing over (Snow if falling now, all over Trondheim) The snowflakes are crystallizing colder The puffins are climatising polar And I will wish you Merry Christmas all the same I just wish it would snow in my heart (my only snow is in a dome) I just wish it would snow in my heart (I shake it round when I'm at home) I just wish it would snow in my heart (inside a little garden gnome) I just wish it would snow in my heart (berates me) I just wish it would snow in my heart Canada, your streets are getting slippy The public's commute to work is tricky Cus all the cars are stuck inside their driveways now Even down south in London your window sills are frosty Under footsteps you feel the snow is crunching softly And someone drew a cock and balls on the old black cab And I will wish you Merry Christmas just the same I want some snow (just a little bitta powder) Where is the snow (do I gots to hang abouta) You all got snow (I just gotta get my sleigh on) Why must I feel such jealousy Cus the weather won't fix this Oh no nothing could fix this Even now Now it's snowing in Glasgow And I feel exactly the same Cus I just wish it would snow in my heart I just wish it would snow in my heart