Paper Beats Rock

Everybody is waiting for heaven to come Well, I found God on Amazon My dreams are to be packaged and received in a box made at the expense of the Amazon rainforest I came for chicken nuggets, not knowledge Never once has a short-form video on nutrition swayed my decision to eat mass-produced, imprisoned chickens I decided to do better today so I had a wash, took a pic, posted it, and obsessed over the lack of validation that followed it I went back to bed and dived down rabbit holes in my head to ignore the incoming climate crisis that will leave millions unfed David Attenborough's trying until his last breath until his last... To get somebody to listen to the apocalyptic forecast and tales of dread But I guess a yacht beats stability I said a yacht beats stability for your offspring Did you know that billionaires are building holes in the ground Let me repeat that Billionaires are building holes in the ground for when the shit hits the fan They're literally burying their fucking heads in the sand Well, I guess the first and last civilisation learned that paper beats rock Paper beats rock Paper beats rock We're trading something imaginary for the only thing we've got Paper beats rock. That's what the vegans told me Paper beats rock Paper beats rock We're trading something imaginary for the only thing we've got Waiting I'm waiting Waiting for the clouds to come Everybody is lonely And I am all knowing Yet here I, here I, here I stand With nuggets in my hand