Certified DIck

Find me in the woods Slaughtering a group of highschool kids Kill em all Who am I to provide two shits Ima sew your mouth shut I don't like loose lips Bury all the bodies under the old white tulips Got a flirty fine chick She ain't heard of my shit I could show you papers Sayin Im a certified dick She might be in heat Yellin murder my clit I don't wanna fertilize it Get the spermicide quick Out of all the dicks worldwide Im the head foreman Put my foot up in your ass Like Red Foreman Always metamorphosing I ain't never dormaint Ima keep it ILL But I'll never get a Fortune Talk shit when ever I get impaired Making friends to me Is like collecting air And my brain dead over due to get repaired Give me an ECT in the electric chair I'm the sick doc manipulating the sound of hip hop Middle fingers up Entertaining the crowd with big talk When It come to rapping they claiming I'm Alfred Hitch Cock You don't like it run and complain about it on Tik Tok Bitch stop Filming everytime you feel like self loathing Kick your phone out of your hand Now your cell open You're free to go No? But the spell broken You won't leave until the same day hell frozen Throw away the phone you addicted to Why you always gotta do what victim do In the living room crying Where you sit and stew Cause someone on the internet Was a dick to you Well Boo-Hoo Butter cup Suck it up Take a look at my gross butt Bitch pucker up ""What the f*ck"" what? You don't wanna see my nuts and butt? Cover up! F*ck that Something big is coming up