One, Two, Many

Every time we party it goes one, two, many One, two, many Like I'm smelling through a twenty When we frickin dose it's like one, two, many One, two, many Guess I'm Just too friendly Throwin up from boozin fits Huffing corn to cool the grits Bottom lip drips Peanut butter on my tuna fish Save it I'll never quit I think I'm too legit People love/hate Me Like put me on a crucifix Don't flex on me ya doofus I've got the hugest hubris When I'm three sheets I'm public in my lewdness But if you want we'll do this Sock me till I'm toothless Gums hit the curb Like a buncha crunchy smooches Wake up, I'm down on downers Been down and out for hours Street-sweep woke me Sleeping off whiskey sours I'm fried so hit the showers I screech like Mr. Powers Mouthwash, swallow No java, just straight powders Huevos vodka, tonic Half Wheaties half vomit Broke and unholy Guess that makes me non-prophet Knocking ciroc bottles Rockin a crocked waddle Smoke and upchuck Like a gobblin hot model Touch your nose and count like one, two, many One, two, many Shit I stumble Like a mummy Uber in a cruiser cause one, two, many One, two, many They lump me Till I'm bloody I'm gassed, hit back throttle Too fast, my back topples I fall out boing Land in a glass bottle Am I a goner? Nah I'm a cuffed possum Head spins with the room Man this is just awesome Janet(Reno) party damnit Diplop-ic halfwit Like I act 5 And scene 2 Hamlet Quick slip, drop canister Header over handlebars Too much reverb For this depraved and savage animal Back on the bike again A popsicle and a mic in hand Pain free brain freeze Can't forget my Vicodin The Hulkster says Eat your prayers and say your vitamins Pee test, cha gonna do Flush with Niacin Simon's the f*ck out That's right get the f*ck out Dig a hole Homer Space your face with a dugout This is what happens When ill gets two pennies Slaughters brain cells Haaa I'm not left with too many