Broccoli Christmas

I don't want a lot for Christmas There's just one thing that I need No shiny toys or tinsel Just a healthy Christmas tree I don't care for sugar cookies Or that candy-coated goo Santa, bring me something green All I want is broccoli too I just want it on my plate Steam it up, it's oh-so-great Make my wish come true All I want for Christmas is… broccoliiiiii! Broccoli, baby! Oh, the florets, so divine Give me veggies every time You can keep your fruitcake too Broccoli's the one I choose! I don't need a stocking stuffed with candy Or a pie to fill my night Broccoli in every color Green, and purple, what a sight Wrap it in a little ribbon Place it underneath my tree Santa, you could make me happy With a plate of vitamin B Steamed or roasted, I don't mind Add some cheese, it's so refined Santa, hear my plea All I want for Christmas is broccoliiiiii! Broccoli, baby! Oh, the crunch, it tastes so right Give me stalks on Christmas night Other treats just won't come through Broccoli is what I choose! Oh, the lights are shining Everywhere around But it's broccoli I'm finding That makes my heart pound And everyone is singing I hear the sleigh bells ringing Santa, won't you bring me what I need Broccoli and some vitamin C! Broccoli, baby! Oh, it's better than a toy Bringing health and Christmas joy Make my dreams come true All I want for Christmas is broccoliiiiii! All I want for Christmas… is broccoliiiiii… And maybe some carrots too!