Fast Lane

Wonder why the gays are late for everything? It's not because we don't walk fast enough It's because the straights are too slow So I've got places to be and people to see I'm walking real fast can't follow me Zoom zoom Cause you can't so you won't So go and play nice PJ, Kev and the girlies and we're bringing the spice Yeah you know what to do when that water runs clear Don't stand there boy get over here It's the alphabet mafia LGBTQ So watch out TERFs we're coming for you Iced coffee in hand no matter what the season On our way to brunch and we don't need a reason Ugh brunch Mimosa hold the juice Let's go Life's better when you're in the fast lane Living in the fast lane Woo Life's better when you're in the fast lane Living in the fast lane Life's better when you're in the fast lane Living in the fast lane Life's better when you're in the fast lane Living in the fast lane From Cork to Copenhagen Tipp to Timbuktu It's giving geography Dublin to New Delhi And of course Salou Hola Papi The gays are getting ready For one big discotheque Every month is Pride month I know like what the heck C'mere what section's next? Babe, your verse Looking at my phone Google Maps says 30 Don't you fret love I'll get there in 10 I'm a gay man so I'm always in a hurry Can't drive a car but tell me where and when Slight lisp, limp wrist Yeah I'm gay You get the gist sis Lads see my ass and wish I was their missus First things first babe if you wanna hit this Change those manky bed sheets 'cause they smell like piss piss Ugh Yock like Maybe then we'll kiss kiss Come and walk behind me then you'll know what bliss is Okay booty someone's been squatting You don't wanna miss this Life's better when you're in the fast lane Living in the fast lane Life's better when you're in the fast lane Have you seen my tote bag? Living in the fast lane Life's better when you're in the fast lane Sorry straights you just walk too slow Living in the fast lane Life's better when you're in the fast lane Yeah no hard feelings like Living in the fast lane Move babe I don't have to explain You are getting in my way Please babe there's no need to complain Life's better when you're in the fast lane Move babe please can you refrain From getting yourself in my way Dear Lord what a sad little life Jane When you're not living in the fast lane Life's better when you're in the fast lane Living in the fast lane Let's go Life's better when you're in the fast lane I wanna see everyone jumping Living in the fast lane Life's better when you're in the fast lane This song is actually a bop Living in the fast lane Life's better when you're in the fast lane The girlies are gonna be shook Living in the fast lane Sally Hansen on the mitt We're having a skit Will I do your back? Sally Hansen on the mitt We're having a skit Sally Hansen on the mitt We're having a skit Sally Hansen on the mitt We're having a skit What are we even on about? Ahahahaha