Nits and Fleas and Crabs and Bedbugs

Keep on scratchin' my head Sometimes I think I'm better off dead It's reaching down my neck Oh no! I think my brain is next I've got Nits Nits Nits Nits I stroked a mangey cat Who knows where this cat's been at? This soap isn't enough I need bleach and alcohol rub I've got Nits and fleas Nits and fleas Nits and fleas Nits and fleas 5AM woke up feelin' dirty The night before Got a bit too flirty Now my body's a war zone My bush is full of parasite bombs I've got Nits and fleas and crabs Nits and fleas and crabs Nits and fleas and crabs Nits and fleas and crabs The bug war rages on And my blood is almost gone I had to change my bedsheets They used to be cream Oh god help me I have got to get clean I've got Nits and fleas and crabs and bedbugs Nits and fleas and crabs and bedbugs Nits and fleas and crabs and bedbugs Nits and fleas and crabs and bedbugs Nits, fleas and Crabs and bedbugs Nits, fleas and Crabs and bedbugs Nits, fleas and Crabs and bedbugs Nits, fleas and Crabs and bedbugs Nits, fleas and Crabs and bedbugs Nits, fleas and Crabs and bedbugs Nits and fleas and crabs and bedbugs Nits and fleas and crabs and bedbugs Nits and fleas and crabs and bedbugs Nits, fleas and crabs and bedbugs I got bedbugs In my head In my neck In my leck In my bed