You Like All The Stupid Things I Do

You're my age And not a month older or younger Cuz the former makes me think that you're a cougar While the latter makes me feel like I'm a creep You like all the stupid things I do The Smiths and Radiohead and even Watch the same channels on YouTube You're disenchanted by modern society Just like me And by that I mean never going outside Or talking to other people So how will we meet? I don't know, I haven't thought that far yet... But I know (Hope and pray each day) that you definitely exist Even if it's just inside my head I want you to kiss me, cuddle and hug me But go no further cuz sex disgusts me Promise that you'll never leave Which won't be hard cuz you're fantasy You're my best friend And my only friend My only social interaction Cuz friends take too much time to make But you'll be there so I won't feel lonely We'll spend the entire day inside Watching indie movies and playing My awful music on the guitar Cuz you're the only one that understands my scars You'll fall from the sky to fix me Heal my wounds and take my aching heart I want you to kiss me cuddle and hug me (Cuddle and hug me) But go no further me cuz sex disgusts me (Sex disgusts me) Promise that you'll never leave (Never leave) Which won't be hard cuz you're fantasy Sometimes when I can't fall asleep I can almost see you on the ceiling I clutch my pillow tighter and Pretend that it's your warm embrace I imagine you in my living room Your favorite album on the stereo I'm microwaving popcorn as We finish Ocarina of Time I'm running out of time each day That passes by without you I Want you to kiss me cuddle and hug me (I'm so lonely) But go no further cuz sex disgusts me (Sex disgusts me) And promise that you'll never leave (Please... don't leave) Which won't be hard cuz you're fantasy