If Life Gives you Lemons Make Watermellon Wine

Don't wanna wake up on a workday Staring down do eighteen holes Talking all about them tech stocks Saying no to Merlot Oh I need a bandaid I leaked out the good life Remember when you promised me You'd keep the good times alive? In college It's the keg stand Supposed to be your thing But then you got an office Your marriage got a ring You took a 180 You done gone the good life blind Need your lifesaver Trying to remember that line If life gives you lemons,Make watermelon wine Find one to love you like you're leaving at nine Truck don't move, Let the radio shine Ain't no hurry so just stand in line If life gives you lemons, Make watermelon wine You'll either be happy Or lose weight on purpose Not both But you picked the former in the end We slowed down but we lost our nerves We still hang out but we lost some friends Where'd we go? In college It's the keg stand Supposed to be your thing But then you got an office Your marriage got a ring You took a 180 You done gone the good life blind Need your lifesaver Trying to remember that line If life gives you lemons, Make watermelon wine Find one to love you like you're leaving at nine Truck don't move, Let the radio shine Ain't no hurry so just stand in line If life gives you lemons, Make watermelon wine