My Dog

My dog is always around When I lay on the couch She will lay on the couch My dog is always nearby When I go outside She will go outside I'm so lucky to have such a good friend I'm so lucky to have such a good, good friend Everyone My dog is always around When I lay on the couch She will lay on the couch My dog is always nearby When I go outside She will go outside I'm so lucky to have such a good friend Lucky to have such a good, good friend My dog never tweets She mostly sleeps and eats She never said an unkind word to anyone My dog never fights She only barks, she never bites So only wants to go the park and have some fun Oh, my dog never tweets My dog never tweets My dog he pees when you pet him My dog he pees when you pet him My dog he pees when you pet him But I love him anyway (hey, hey, hey) My dog he barks when you walk away My dog he barks when you walk away My dog he barks when you're walking But I love him anyway Hey, hey, hey Bark, bark, bark Hey, hey, hey Bark, bark, bark Oh yeah, ah right My dog always knows what to do When I come home, she brings me a shoe She likes to chase her three-legged pal You know the one with the whappy-tail She's got a heart don't you know as big as a whale Oh yeah, Wag your tails for the good ones Wag your tails for our friends Wag your tails if you're wishing we could be more like them Wag your tails if you're wishing Wag your tails if you're wishing we could be more like them But what about the kitty cats? Milo is lazy He rides on the Roomba We found it surprising he hated the hoover They glide down the hallway, unbothered and trusting They bump into everything the whole time they're dusting His name is Milo He rides on the Roomba Look there goes Milo He's riding the Roomba And there he goes