Stale Bread

Woke up this morning Time for breakfast Went to the kitchen For jam and toast Open the cabinet To grab the bread Well, it was dry And as hard as my head Stale bread What do I do with it? Whoo, come on Stale bread I said a woo-hoo-hoo My dad said, son Now, don't you cry Cause later on We'll go for a ride Went to the car With my old man Can you believe What was in his hand Stale bread What do I do with it? Whoo, come on Stale bread I said a woo-hoo-hoo Went to the park Walked to the pond The ducks and geese Came from all around We fed 'em this treat Well, they were so glad If they could talk I'll bet you they said Quack, quack Stale bread We love it We love it Ah, yeah Stale bread Woo-hoo-hoo! Ah, come on y'all Stale bread Stale bread Ducks and geese love it Oh yeah We love it Stale bread I said a woo-hoo-hoo Back to the kitchen Well, I'll check in there Because I can't wait For the bread to get stale We love it