Uncle Johnny and a Jigsaw

Top of your head you keep all of your copyrighted coupons Send them all back to the factory pack them in a Uhaul Lend me your ears and I'll tell you how to get over your grandma All I really need is twenty minutes uncle Johnny and a jigsaw Settle down sugar man everyone's going to get some bread now Hollow out the canoe looks like we're going to have a powow Civilization is making me want to milk my own cow If you want to survive better find a buddy with some know how Because I move like butter now And we're all moving underground Give me a reason any reason I should leave this town I've got a pocket full of pennies and I'm spending them all right now But I keep running around keep running around Just trying to make a fool of you And you keep staring at me keep staring at me So god damn easily amused Watching me lose Constantly looking for something new I can learn to do wrong Moving to China to see if I can try my hand at ping pong Junkies with money I've noticed they rarely tend to live long Searching grandma's cabinet for some pills with names you recognize from rap songs Because I move like butter now And we're all moving underground Give me a reason any reason I should leave this town I've got a pocket full of pennies and I'm spending them all right now But I keep running around keep running around Just trying to make a fool of you And you keep staring at me keep staring at me So god damn easily amused Watching me lose