Too Old For This

I feel it in the worst way Lately I'm just trying to avoid my birthday They come around too quick And I don't really think I earned that shit Yeah, you heard that bit Shh, that's cranky cause I'm cold And you better go and respect me cause I'm old I really needed more coffee Until then you can just back up off Hey, hey, hey old man, don't start Yeah, life's been good but you're an old fart Ready man, I'm ready Yes I need to know it seems quite petty but Got me feeling like I'm nearly on the pension Having problems I probably shouldn't mention I'm not saying I don't want more kids man I'm just trying to pay off my fucking mortgage Too old for this Like, I'm way too old to live Too old for this Like, I'm way too old to live A few years ago I had a head full of hair Couple kids later now there's nearly none there My belly's starting looking like a care bear Now don't you think that's really motherfucking unfair Beer and sweets were my passion It's fine they say dad bods are in fashion I've gotta run feet Do exercise and eat some green street Sounding like it's just a mean feat Especially when I'm professionally meant to be healthy I'll hit the gym real soon Old man, acting like I'm still twenty two I better quit these ways Cause now a hangover just last three days Still the same old guy Just a little grown more wise Still the same old guy Just a little grown more wise Too old for this, like I'm way too old to live This is me trying to embrace These few new wrinkles on my face They say forty the new thirty And a few grey hairs ain't really gonna hurt me I guess it's not too bad I rock around in trackies and a man handbag Full of snacks and some spare kids clothes Old man still spitting fat raps With them fucking sick flows