The ABCs of You (My Ex-Wife)

ABC Where are you? DEF I'm sad Sometimes life gets you down Sometimes life makes you frown Sometimes life is the saddest thing You can do Life is strife With you as my wife You're beautiful But you're troubled You're medically insane The doctors said there's something wrong with your brain And that's not my fault Our kids have genetic problems Because of you Our kids have genetic problems It's true You and me and our kids too Two of them, just me and you And them make four That's too much you whore Life is short And so are you Our kids are small Because of you Given what I know I'm pretty sure Our kids will never have success They're going to have mental problems