Calgone

On my way home Police car pulled me over After they left, i puttered out of gas Triple-a came, but my card was expired! I had to walk home, and of course It rained Half the time (Half the time) I tried to get some shut-eye Then i was abducted They put cold things in my butt They sampled a bit of my d.n.a. They left me on top of my sheets I dreamt i went potty Then woke up drenched in me This day sucked the hardest ever I woke up on the wrong side of my bed today A little bit less than nothing would go my way I woke up to toss my soiled sheets The hallway was dark and i stubbed my big toe It was then that i sensed the irony (Burning me) Then i heard the voice say "come sail aboard s.s. nepenthe!" I suppose i'm to blame I woke up on the wrong side of my bed today A little bit less than nothing would go my way Thank goodness For bathtubs and suds(?) I suppose i'm to blame for getting pulled over I guess i'm the culprit for running out of gas Let's assume i'm the guy Who didn't pay his 'triple-a' fee In actuality, i let the zetas probe me Yesterday was all my fault I let negativity get the better of me Thank goodness for the bathtubs and suds They temporarily set free this quandary I woke up on the wrong side of my bed today A little bit less than nothing would go my way I woke up on the wrong side of my bed today A little bit less than nothing would go my way