La Canción Del Oso Bandito

The tavern was full of whores In the holy harvest festival But I was so drunk that I could not think about fucking. I went into the woods To have fresh air and clear my mind And suddenly it was there, A bear hidden in a bush Fight against a bear There's no sword or spear To bring away your fear Fight against the beast It's a real risk Claw versus fist Fight against a bear Fight against a big bear Fight against a beast Fight against a bear Fight against a big bear Fight against a beast Uuh! Said the bear Aah! I screamed in despair Uuh! Said the bear Aah! Instead of run or fight I just give the bear my vodka And instead of kill or growl It happily starts to drink And then the bear got drunk And we started to dance Villagers think I've gone mad But now I have a new friend Drinking with the bear Dancing with the bear Speaking with the bear Playing with the bear Driving with the bear Eating with the bear Hunting with the bear Shopping with the bear Bear Partying with the bear Disco with the bear Going out for girls girls With my friend the bear Graor!