Toast to the Soup Boys

Alright settle down gentlemen! Who wants to go first? Ok Bunty, you're up So this really cute girl came over last week But I could barely look her in the eye and talk to her I felt so bad when she left cause now she probably just thinks I'm Some arrogant and shy kid? Yeah! I just feel that ever since I got my heartbroken I can't be the same happy dappy kid I use to be And man I miss chilling with her But she could only come that day cause no one else was home All these other kids are so lucky Their parents literally invite their girlfriends over for Thanksgiving and shit And all I can to do is just pretend to talk to her when no one is looking Ok times up, thanks Bunty. Inder you're next Uh he's not talking to anyone today, I'll go Well there was this girl I use to like and she liked me back too What happened? It's complicated. Anyways she was really cool about meeting up a few days ago But then she tells me that I was wrong about her all this time She says that guys get the wrong impression cause she's just really friendly to everyone But she's right Dumpy You probably started thinking you about having kids Before you even told her your name Yeah but I couldn't believe her, I knew she was lying to herself She's not meant for you man, she's gonna have a good life With some good looking dude with an MBA Who probably didn't even open those doors, write those songs Dream those dreams, and get lost in her eyes Yeah exactly, you need to get back to being insecure your acne scars, you don't have a choice Alright Inder, sooner or later you gotta speak up I don't know but he ain't speaking up today, he's working on some album Anyone mind telling his story for him? Well of all people, his best friend fucked him over Actually a whole bunch of them did One of them had been talking shit about him and his family with the girl he liked Wait what you mean, the one he asked out? Yeah except she already knew everything cause his friend told her before Inder could Some double agent shit Why would he do that though? Apparently he was trying to get with the girl's cousin or something He confessed it himself when Inder found out What the f*ck They always change all of a sudden when a girl shows up And what about the other friends? The other one, the top dawg as they call him was playing divide and rule Basically he was talking shit about all his friends Well I guess that's what they thought they were or still think they are Anyways he'd be badmouthing everyone behind their back except the friend he'd be with And then he'd talk shit that friend and everyone else with some other friend And on and on and on Alright He was just feeding off their innocence So many of them just wanted to fit in and he took advantage of that Just for his own reputation, casting out Inder The black sheep, with the undyeable wool Uh what if the girl of our dreams could be on a song with us? Where we both sang Only in our dreams