EZ as It Seems

(Ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is) Don't you (Don't you) Keep a list of names of the people that have hurt you? (People that've hurt you) And would it hurt you (Hurt you) To keep me on your mind? I don't like (Don't like) Thinking of you tied up with someone that I'm unlike (Someone that I'm unlike) It's not a virtue (Virtue) To keep me off your mind If you don't have time you can waste how (Waste how) Can you spend it with tears in your eyes? (Tears in your eyes) The irony is lost on you somehow (Somehow) When you tell yourself that he's really nice (He's not!) The difference with my love is it's painless (Painless) Can you figure out what you really need? (What you really need) And kissing me never made you anxious (Anxious) So maybe it could be I'm too proud to be an afterthought An expert in things that he won't do Don't you know that you can focus on someone Who likes you more than your perfume? Cry to someone else for sympathy I won't nurse self-inflicted wounds Don't you know that you can't string me along And get struck along by somebody else too? And don't you (Don't you) Keep a list of names of the people that have hurt you? (People that've hurt you) And would it hurt you (Hurt you) To keep me on your mind? I don't like (Don't like) Thinking of you tied up with someone that I'm unlike (Someone that I'm unlike) It's not a virtue (Virtue) To keep me off your mind If you don't have time you can waste how (Waste how) Can you spend it with tears in your eyes? (Tears in your eyes) The irony is lost on you somehow (Somehow) When you tell yourself that he's really nice (He's not!) The difference with my love is it's painless (Painless) Can you figure out what you really need? (What you really need) And kissing me never made you anxious (Anxious) So maybe it could be Easy as it seems Yeah, easy as it seems Easy as it seems Yeah, easy as it Don't you (Don't you) Keep a list of names of the people that have hurt you? (People that've hurt you) And would it hurt you (Hurt you) To keep me on your mind? I don't like (Don't like) Thinking of you tied up with someone that I'm unlike (Someone that I'm unlike) It's not a virtue (Virtue) To keep me off your mind