Stuck Outside the Elevator

I know it ain’t easy For you to take the stairs You’re a hundred thousand years old or so And every step seems to far below It ain’t easy Honey, you don’t even seem to care About the obstacles that block my path You little bespectacled psychopath Somehow that garbage can Weigh more than a man Why are you just standing there? Give me a hand! I’m stuck outside the elevator Being pushed around by a unicorn-haired moron I’m stuck outside the elevator All of my patience has finally gone I’m stuck outside the elevator What do you want from me? Tell me! Come on! I’m stuck outside the elevator E. Gadd, I can’t go on