This Ducky of Mine

I’m not sure that I like this place But that redneck’s running and I gotta chase him Through an underground labyrinth made into a water park Well, Gooigi can’t swim, things are looking grim And if we’re not careful we’ll fall right in But what’s that over there hanging by the dock It’s the undisputed ace of the flock She’s got a round plastic body and brand new waxy shine She’s got only one seat with an infinite recline And now we’re hunting hillbillies in the sewer line While lazy river-riding in this ducky of mine Her inflatable body cuts through the water Like a hot plastic knife through melted butter And when we get cruising it’s a smooth, but meandering ride I can’t face forward, don’t know where I’m going I suppose I’ll just go where the water’s flowing Reverse the poltergust and release the gas I didn’t even know that I could float this fast With the wind in my stache you know that I’m feelin’ fine The water’s full of trash. Gotta watch out for sea mines But now we’re hunting hillbillies in the sewer line While lazy river-riding in this ducky of mine If every girl had an innertube And was able to float around in her tube We’d all go down to the beach and soak up the sun But even down here we can still make a splash Having ourselves a subterranean bash...