Wizbox

I'm a knight of honor and glory A defender of the realm No stick nor stone can harm me Once I have donned my helm If given the chance I'd crush skeletal hordes My one ball and chain, I'm strictly sword and board I will raise my shield to defend But can you summon a box? I didn't think so It'll knock off your socks Like a game of plinko Boxes are great and boxes are fun I brought a box for everyone You can escape from your troubles like some kinda fox All you gotta do is hide behind a box I am not some common thief I have trained with whip and bow If danger should shove I will swing from above And shoot it full of arrows I am the spectre of death Clad in white sheer cloth If evil is a flame I'm drawn to it like a moth Have you tried a box? It'll solve all your problems There's a chasm to cross? Just put a box in that one If you're overrun by the living dead Just warp in a box on top of their head A box is a vaccine and skeletons are a pox You can weigh down all your troubles with a box Sounds like you need a box It'll cure what ales ya You'll be the size of an ox In your box-shaped regalia Box is a superior shape and form It won't be too long before box is the norm Like the pedestal from which the lowly newsie squawks We are all raised higher Put in reach of the things we desire We are all lifted higher by the box