Blair

Hey Blair what are you up to later Wanna go to the mall Maybe we could buy some cute plastic shit Check out that new flick With the guy from the thing in it Do a couple loser laps Work on our indoor tans Get one of those drinks with the floating balls or something Oh my god it's gonna be so much fun Hey girl Just calling to say I think I'm gonna be a little late My hair thing just short circuited There's like this huge black stain on the socket It's so weird I think we're having a power shortage Which is crazy cause it's not like we're poor Ewwww Snuffles shut up She won't stop barking at the sky Anyways The lights keep flickering I can't do my makeup in the dark So gotta go Annihilation Extermination Is she gonna make it Is she gonna make it Is she gonna make it Incognizant Is she gonna make it Is she gonna make it Is she gonna make it Cataclysmic Blair why won't you pick up the fucking phone This is an actual emergency Things are getting out of control I can't make it anymore The sky it's gone this blood red colour All the birds are screeching And there's A tornado Coming toward the house Made out of Cute plastic shit And burger rappers It's getting closer and closer Oh my god a satellite just totaled my beamer Annihilation Extermination Is she gonna make it Is she gonna make it Is she gonna make it Incognizant Is she gonna make it Is she gonna make it Is she gonna make it Cataclysmic Is she gonna make it Is she gonna make it Is she gonna make it Is she gonna make it Is she gonna make it Is she gonna make it Is she gonna make it Incognizant Is she gonna make it Is she gonna make it Is she gonna make it Cataclysmic Is she gonna make it Is she gonna make it Is she gonna make it Incognizant Is she gonna make it Is she gonna make it Is she gonna make it Cataclysmic Hey gurl I'm just calling to say I'm really sorry about earlier Like I don't know what came over me I hope we can still be friends Please don't tell the other girls It would totally ruin my social status Who is this Stop calling