I Didn't Do It and So What If I Did! (The Narcissist Song)

First off, let's get one thing crystal clear, I didn't do it, so why are you even here? Nothing to see, I did nothing wrong, Stop messing around where you don't belong. And by the way, let's just hypothetically say... It's nothing out of the ordinary, happens every day. It's the game, it's the norm, everybody does it in fact, You know a lot of people have been saying that. Oh, other guys? They're done way worse, You should hear the horrible stories I've heard Because they would absolutely blow your mind, Compared to them, I'm the cleanest fuckin' saint you'll ever find. And if, just.. if, something did go down, It wasn't my fault, don't twist it around. You misunderstood, it wasn't my intent, Nothing's black and white. Get your panties unbent. Let's be real, you're not hurt, you're actually fine, You should feel lucky, just like the last time It's a lesson for you to learn. That's a good thing. Honestly, you should thank me, it's a kind of favor, Taught you resilience, improved your behavior. Sorry you struggled, but I wasn't involved, I'm innocent here, mystery solved. Mystery solved. Mystery. Innocent here Mystery solved. Mystery solved. In fact, look at it, from my point of view You gained more than lost, admit it, it's true (it's true) I'll forgive you for the accusation once I have some time to think. In the meantime, you might want to check with your shrink (you better go to your shrink) So if I'm being honest, here's the truth, plain as day, Wasn't me, but even if, what can you even say? You've got no right to be mad, so hold on to your words. Wasn't me, but if it was, it's what you deserved. It's what you deserved Oh yeah It's what you deserved what you deserved what you deserved Oh yeah what you deserved