Saving My Candy

Saving my candy for you Saving the good stuff, it's true No bits of honey, no cheap caramels A mound of pink sugar We'll make a meal of it soon Gramps gave me an apple His eyes began to twinkle I threw it in the bushes for the snakes Linda gave me toothpaste She's a dentist, can you blame her I flung 'cross the room Right back at her face Saving my candy for you Saving the good stuff, it's true No bits of honey, no cheap caramels A mound of pink sugar We'll make a meal of it soon Brad gave me a pen He's just out of college Broke, alone, barely paying the bills I shoved him to the floor Asked him where he hid the goods I tied him to a pole On the highway by the woods By the woods Saving my candy for you We'll make a meal of it soon