A Fucked Up Christmas

It's Christmas time and we're back at it again Lets have a fucked up Christmas full of lots of sin So spike the punch bowl at your next family gathering All the kids are drunk and the parents don’t really know why Uncle Jerrys kinda insane, He’s doing cocaine in the bathroom he might die And then he’s gonna tell all the children That “Santa is just a lie!” Lets have a fucked up Christmas, fucked up This party is the best Aunt Lucy is wasted off her off ass And Uncle Jerry is just a mess This is how I celebrate Christmas It's a fucked up holiday fest Its great to be invited to this pot luck Where everybody's gettin super duper duper duper duper fucked up You know cause, Christmas time is for family and all that stuff So I brought over a tray of special treats And everyone had one cause were all family But what they don’t know is I spiked them all with LSD! Lets have a fucked up Christmas, fucked up Everyone is tripping out They think the dog is Rudolf And they’re talking to him now This is how celebrate Christmas Don’t like it get the f*ck out Getting HIV from a hooker on Christmas Day The only gift I received and it never really goes away I should’ve tipped her but come on its Christmas Day Cocksucker motherfucker, It is Christmas time Time to f*ck your sister, and mother and f*ck your wife Come on can you blame me, its Christmas time Lets have a fucked up Christmas, fucked up You’re whole family now has aids Fucked up Christmas, fucked up This Christmas is so great I wish it could be Christmas every single fucking day