Santa's Dead

Santas dead They put a bullet in his head Santas dead Grandmaster killed him now he’s fucking dead Santa died When you were asleep last night They tried to hide the body But they couldn’t they’re so sorry They thought he was breaking in Oh what a sin Luckily thanks to the castle doctrine in California state law You can legally shoot anyone who comes onto your property But at least now the elves are free They were never really elves They were just Chinese children Ooh Chinese Children Cause Santa was kinda a fucked up guy But they didn’t really know that before died oh Santa Why Santa? Cause he never feed his reindeer And he never feed his slaves Expect for one night year And all he'd give them was fucking cookies And he never loved his wife So she cried herself to sleep at night Now she’s fucking glad that he died (That's kinda fucked up) Santas Dead Shot him right in the head Santa died Shot him right between the eyes Santas Dead Shot him right in the head Santa died Shot him right between the eyes But at least now its Christmas time It doesn’t really matter that Santa died F*ck Santa! He exploited the lack of anti enslavement laws and child labor laws in the North Pole! But Santas dead Yeah he dead