Santa's Revenge

It was 109 years ago Santa died in Grandmaster's home Then God talked to Santa's soul said welcome to heaven this is your new home But Santa said I want a second chance God said we don't do that 'round here you're just talking to the wrong man So down Santa goes To talk to Satan's ghost I'll make you a new man Just pledged me your soul! Ho ho ho Santa will have his revenge! So Santa rose up from the dead He had his sleigh and his reindeer again Dasher, and Dancer, and Prancer, and Vixen Commet, and Cupid, and Donner, and Blitzen Rudolph was there but now he is missing Rudolph was killed and eaten by Vixen It's time for Santa's revenge, now the world will just end Instead of toys and bringing joy He brought nuclear bombs to the girls and the boys So down Santa goes He used to be good but now nobody knows Is Santa possessed Or is this just Santa's Revenge! Ho Ho Ho On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer, on Vixen On Comment, On Cupid, on Donner, on Blitzen! Lets make this world pay for their sins Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night! This story's this story's a lie...