Ticket Man

Sir can I see Your tickets please It appears you got off At the wrong stop It is clear that your lost And your English isn't great You only missed a few stops But I'll charge you any way Cos I am the fucking ticket man! I am the fucking ticket man! I am the fucking ticket man! I am the man! I could let it go No one would ever know You clearly need some help Knowing where to go You must understand This isn't just a job Praise the ticket god Thy will be done! I am the fucking ticket man! I am the fucking ticket man! I am the fucking ticket man! I am the man! I will praise the ticket God I will do your work my lord I will spread your disease All across the human beings AHAHAHAHA I LOVE MY TICKETS OOOH! Cos I am the fucking ticket man! I am the fucking ticket man! I am the fucking ticket man! OH I'm the man! I am the fucking ticket man I'm gunna catch you if I can I'm gunna ruin your fucking day I'm gunna smile when I get paid I'm the ticket man