Canned Beans (You Don't Deserve 'Em)

Feasting on the hordes of hors d'oeuvre Living can to can and ass to ass Propped up into pipes and shoving sticks in bowls Soup days are here to come Another 50 cents for a tub of White bean chunky cheddar Campbell's best time of the year Should I put it in a bowl And press the soup button Or put it in a pan and shove my head in the oven? Don't take my beans. Its all I have to eat this month. Beans and cans and soup Lists of lists and boxes of hands Wait til it hits you. You are gonna be asking me for the beans You're gonna be asking me for help I'm not gonna give it You don't deserve it Boxes of canned beans EBT means-tested and FDA approved Cut my wrist on that big old Slab of beanny metal buddy Its time to bleed these folks dry A natural father and a blue bowl of canned Busch Beans Canned beans Don't touch my canned beans Stick it to your taquitos Pizza puff and cheesy ramen delight Instant odorless delight Saved Gordita crunch Watered ketchup and stolen beef logs Returned for cigarettes Nibbling on the foil Bloody gums and canned beans Put in some hot sauce And eat it in the dark Why can't I eat the healthy food That good old Daily's tuna? Don't I want to get trim? No! I'm Hording up my Canned Beans Hording up my Canned Beans Hording up my Canned Beans Hording up my Canned Beans Hording up my Canned Beans Hording up my Canned Beans Hording up my Canned Beans Hording up my Canned Beans