Talent for Depression

The cat peed in my bed, it wasn't the first time My friend told me that he had an affair Now she and I are pregnant of that nasty guy I just do not care I went outside found my bike was stolen Took the subway than was late for work The boss said "you are fired", all I did was smile At that lousy jerk Don't need no farmacy No stupid pills I don't no therapeutic session Don't need no good advice No sympathy 'Cause I've got no talent for depression My best friend gets burned out No more lust for living Wondering what this life is all about Suicide the only answer, faster than cancer Without any doubt He gave me a book, it was rather philosophic Which says life is only useless pain It has no happy ending, life is slowly dying, but I'm dancing in the rain Don't need no farmacy No stupid pills I don't no therapeutic session Don't need no good advice No sympathy 'Cause I've got no talent for depression