Hallmark Kinda Love

OK cupid, I'm ready for a match The tinder is too hot and our time's growing cold and old for me OK cupid, you say there are plenty of fish in the sea But I've stumbled and bumbled and not found any harmony I need a Hallmark kind of love I want to fall into his arms I want a Hallmark kind of love Like literally fall off a ladder into his arms I want a cheesy, breezy, always pleasing Hallmark kind of love At Christmas time we'll have so much fun We'll wrap some presents and when we're done We'll pick out a tree from the lot We'll sip great big mugs of chocolate that is hot He'll get whipped cream on his nose We'll throw snowballs and never get cold We'll have a Hallmark kind of love The kind that makes you feel like you've won first prize Ya, a Hallmark kind of love At the festival where you entered your apple pie We'll have a cheesy, breezy, always pleasing, never sleazy Hallmark kind of love He could be an author He could be a chef He could be a cowboy Named Jeff He could own a vineyard He could even be royalty I wouldn't mind it if he were like a prince from some country I've never heard of Only I didn't know it when I first met him on the streets of New York But there are two things he could never be Some finance guy who only wants to show me off to his boss Or an attorney You know, the kind of guy who's always on his phone… Oh no, no no I need a Hallmark kind of love The feeling you get when you save your home town Ya, a Hallmark kind of love No, the developers couldn't tear it down I want a Hallmark kind of love I want to fall into his arms Ya, a Hallmark kind of love Like literally fall off a ladder into his arms It's a cheesy, breezy, always pleasing, never sleazy, so dang easy Hallmark Kinda Love