Adulting

Morning buzz snooze the alarm I'm dodging harm it's 6 AM Stumbling through the chaos where's the guide? It's just mayhem Coffee spills shirt's stained welcome to the daily jam Adulting's a battle no manual just a flimsy plan Laundry high dishes lie mocking as I try to cram Time flies hope dies shocking the way I am Bills stack mail's packed debt's a trap it's a ruthless scam Tasks stack spirits lack nerves wrap how absurd this sham Struggling through the madness we adapt we cope (kind of) No guidebook in hand just dreams and hope (i'm lost) F*ck the struggles let laughter help us cope (that's funny) In this adulting game we rise we joke not woke We won't be controlled! Grocery dash cart's a crash list is lost hope is slashed Wandering aisles lost in files making smiles plans are trashed Cooking wild chaos compiled hot mess styled dreams get smashed Adulting's a puzzle every day's a hustle sanity's always clashed Nine-to-five grind caffeine's kind keeps me aligned stress unwind Bills arrive funds dive juggling strive trying to thrive hard to find Balancing acts setbacks tracked facts abstract peace confined In this grown-up drama I improvise no disguise dreams intertwined Stress invades cascades playing games with my brain Break the cycle laugh it off leave the grind embrace the sane Struggling through the madness we adapt we cope (kind of) No guidebook in hand just dreams and hope (i'm lost) F*ck the struggles let laughter help us cope (that's funny) In this adulting game we rise we joke not woke We won't be controlled! Parents preached it's easy breezy had a plan in hand But here I stand confused and bruised trying to understand Learning curves nerves unnerved swerves observed Dreams deferred hopes high strength preserved Paths uncurved ropes tied courage stirred Will conserved scopes wide lessons learned Struggling through the madness we adapt we cope (kind of) No guidebook in hand just dreams and hope (i'm lost) F*ck the struggles let laughter help us cope (that's funny) In this adulting game we rise we joke not woke We won't be controlled! Embrace the absurdity hilarity the in your face parity Cherish the nudity profanity savor the calamity