WELCOME TO METACORP

(What do we want? HEALTHCARE!) (When do we want it? NOW!) Welcome to METACORP Due to recent legislation, all employee benefits have been suspended Please tap your card on the reader Good morning, Chairman Your first meeting is in 20 minutes Stock prices are up 37 percent Employee protests continue at all METACORP locations Attention! There is an intruder There is emergency bulletin (oh my!) Urgent message for the motherfucker in charge What's up, Metacorp? This is p-kill Here to fulfill a contract from your beloved workers Have a seat and enjoy this sick beat for you to eat shit to