Good Golly, Is That A Brolly Stuck Up Your Arse???

Good golly, is that a brolly stuck up your arse I'll try and pull it out, but you better not shout Maybe if I put it up, the wind will blow it out So many questions enter my mind How did the brolly get up your behind And is there a doctor who could fix this mess I'll sort it out, don't get depressed Good golly, is that a brolly stuck up your arse I'll try and pull it out, but you better not shout Maybe if I put it up, the wind will blow it out So many questions enter my mind How did the brolly get up your behind And is there a doctor who could fix this mess I'll sort it out, don't get depressed Good golly, is that a brolly stuck up your arse I'll try and pull it out, but you better not shout Maybe if I put it up, the wind will blow it out I'm not quite sure that I'm fully qualified Bear with me, please don't cry I try and try and try and try But this umbrella will not comply So many questions enter my mind How did the brolly get up your behind And is there a doctor who could fix this mess I'll sort it out, don't get depressed Good golly, is that a brolly stuck up your arse I'll try and pull it out, but you better not shout Maybe if I put it up, the wind will blow it out Good golly, is that a brolly stuck up your arse I'll try and pull it out, but you better not shout Maybe if I put it up, the wind will blow it out