Disco Dave

I was doing my rounds one Saturday night When I saw this groovy chick, but something wasn't right She was standing all alone when a thought popped in my head So I walked up to her and this is what I said "Come here, get down, with me... Disco Dave" She said, "No thanks," and that "she'd rather not" But she didn't know all the moves I've got "I get turned on whenever I see ya" "So put down that drink, I've got an idea" "Come here, get down, with me... Disco Dave" "I know you dig me, baby" "I can see" "Because if I was a chick" "I'd dig me" She said, "Go away, I just want to sit" But I knew she was playing hard to get "If you want to have a good time here's what you do" "Get off that stool and why don't you" "Come here, get down, with me... Disco Dave" I said, "I'll take you home and make your day" And then she slapped my face and walked away She wants me...