Santa's Fucking Wasted

Christmas eve it is a time to party with your bro's Getting dicks out and pissing writing our names in the snow Leaving flaming bags of dog shit on all of your front doors Can you believe it? look across the street it's Santa Clause Hey Santa what's wrong with you dude you don't seem too jolly Where the hell's your sleigh and why are you pushing this trolley I gotta say your presents this year really look like ass If we are gonna save Christmas then we'd better move fast Take these quarters from your cup (Holy shit that's almost 13 dollars) Give them here to me I'll show you how we can get real fucked up Ha ha ha and then ho ho ho Chug this beer and then toke toke toke Santa's fucking wasted I'm pretty sure he's gonna hurl We might leave you a brewski if you've been a good boy or a girl We're gonna celebrate the day when Santa Clause was born Santa just took a giant dump on Toby Johnson's lawn I never believed in miracles until this Christmas eve Santa why do you keep telling me your name is Steve? Is he a bum from off the street (Nah man look at his beard) Let's get on that roof And drop dog shit down this assholes chimney Ha ha ha and then ho ho ho Chug this beer and then toke toke toke Santa's fucking wasted I'm pretty sure he's gonna hurl We might leave you a brewski if you've been a good boy or a girl I don't remember Santa's teeth in pictures being black Santa just dropped trou and now he's showing us his sack Ha ha ha and then ho ho ho Chug this beer and then toke toke toke Santa's fucking wasted I'm pretty sure he's gonna hurl We might leave you a brewski if you've been a good boy or a girl Ha ha ha and then ho ho ho Chug this beer and then toke toke toke Santa's fucking wasted I'm pretty sure he's gonna hurl We might leave you a brewski if you've been a good boy or a girl We might leave you a brewski if you've been a good boy or a girl Ho ho ho Merry Christmas!