Dumpling

Tiny little dumpling boy sparkles in your mind I don’t know where he’s going and I sure don’t think he minds Before he heads off anywhere he’s gotta make a decision Cuts the tape and eats the crepe with alien precision Vegetable Man he’s massive and he cries What is going on in my head and who made all the lies Topples over hurts himself snd falls away some more Peel back his layers and see his revolting onion core Something to behold we all hop back in wonder Unwrap the bandages and reveal the mighty thunder The lord mounts his peasant men in a foolish blunder They stand up and through him off into the hay bundle Feel your head it hurts a little now That’s because they see you even when you show- Er we’ve got to stop the turquoise man before he tells the truth The public gasp a silent thought as he reveals the proof