The Femcel

There's this girl And she's short as f*ck Her name is Ava And she doesn't have a buck to her name There's this boba joint Down the street from her crib And when we go there I don't buy any drinks Because I don't like having balls in my mouth And me and Ava can't think of a worse Way to die Other than being subjected to Ms. Juno telling us why She doesn't like men And why the f*ck did she say the word blowjob that one time That was really strange Ethan Ava Jerry and me could only say What the f*ck is even happening In my old band Ava would play guitar Right next to Stanton But the differences are He brought his gear instead of a wax pen As the sun sets We drive to Ava's house So we can pick her up Then I just sit on her couch And wait for her to notice that we broke in And don't go complainin bout that new zit on your face When I'm out here looking like I was born in the greasiest pepperoni pizza place Now gimmie some chicken nuggets I brought some pretzels for the trade Dylan get outta the way Don't try to regulate my food market gains I'm tryna break Ava's ankles in this game Oh Oh Oh Oh You should probably pay attention in gov Or we could just let Dylan explain it to us When will the lain posting be enough? Why don't you serial experiment getting some bitches Even when your lizard talk is non stop I can always donate an ear When you're in my jeep and you find the aux Boa Sewerslvt Chevelle what will we hear Oh Oh Oh Oh Bowp