Me So Squatcht

I'm big and hairy With feet so wide Stomping through forests Where I reside Cameras can't catch me I'm way too fast Just a blurry legend From ages past Me so squatchy Me watch you long time Hiding in the woods covered in grime Me so squatchy Bigfoot's my name Elusive and stinky That's my game My enormous body Is hard to disguise Scaring campers Getting my exercise Some think I'm scary But I'm just shy A misunderstood monster Fly like a big guy! Me so squatchy Me watch you long time Hiding in the woods covered in grime Me so squatchy Bigfoot's my name Elusive and stinky That's my game Yeti Sasquatch Bigfoot too So many names A real wild crew!" I may be smelly But I've got heart Just don't get too close Or you might depart! Me so squatchy Me watch you long time Hiding in the woods covered in grime Me so squatchy Bigfoot's my name Elusive and stinky That's my game My butt's so hairy It's quite a sight Peeking out my fur Day and night It's like a cavern Deep and wide Where creatures so small sometimes hide Me so squatchy Me watch you long time Hiding in the woods covered in grime Me so squatchy Bigfoot's my name Elusive and stinky That's my game Me so squatchy That's who I be A hairy legend You'll never see! Me so squatchy That's my claim to fame Me so squatchy Wild and untamed Me so squatchy Legend of the woods Me so squatchy So misunderstood!