Tie Dye and Lipstick

She walks into Walmart says get out da way Cart full of corn dogs, tools , and hairspray She's got a tattoo of Dale Jr down on her thigh And a chicken named Brenda ridin' up high Her hair's three colors-none of 'em real She'll fight you in flip-flops and make you kneel Got glitter in places it shouldn't ever be And a "Redneck Mama" t-shirt made by me She's tie-dye and lipstick, loud and proud Turnin' heads and laughs out so loud Got Crocs with spurs, and a six-pack purse She'll give ya the stink eye if ya dare curse Redneck rainbow, sweat tea mystic Hot mess express in tie-dye and lipstick She once hit a deer in her daddy's van Yelled "Free meat, y'all!" like it was the plan Dragged it home with duct tape and twine Served it at a wedding with a boxed red wine She's got cousins in every county jail Sells beef jerky by the pail She drives a lawnmower like it's NASCAR Beat a guy in poker with Uno cards She's tie-dye and lipstick, sweet and mean Like Mountain Dew mixed with gasoline She's a barefoot sermon, a redneck hymn With a kiss that'll scorch your soul and skin You can't tame her, she's too mystic Long live the legend: tie-dye and lipstick She deep-fried squirrel on a George Foreman grill Sells raccoon hats with a side of NyQuil Got kicked outta Bass Pro, flirtin' for bait And once won a mud fight on a first date Hung the antlers up in her double-wide Now they hold bras and a bug zapper light She's got no shame, just seasoning salt Says, "If dinner don't twitch, it ain't my fault!" She's tie-dye and lipstick, sweet and mean Like Mountain Dew mixed with gasoline She's a barefoot sermon, a redneck hymn With a kiss that'll scorch your soul and skin You can't tame her, she's too mystic Long live the legend of tie-dye and lipstick So if you see her dancin' with a nail gun in hand Mind ya business or meet the back of her hand She's tie-dye and lipstick, sweet and mean Like Mountain Dew mixed with gasoline She's a barefoot sermon, a redneck hymn With a kiss that'll scorch your soul and skin You can't tame her, she's too mystic Long live the legend: tie-dye and lipstick