pretty nice for an asshole

Honestly I'm pretty damn nice for an asshole I talk a lot of shit, but I'll keep it PC around your grandma But as soon as we leave Going to talk about that dump truck She's hiding in the muumuu And I don't give a f*ck If it doesn't amuse you 'Cause I'm cracking up And your grandma loves me I'll be back in a week She's making cookies 'Cause that's the MO Always keep 'em guessing Just as soon as they think they know Keep it weird mode Never going to figure me out Hope you enjoy the show I like cats (Like cats) And I dress in all black (Dress in all black) I'll give your mom a hug (Give her a hug) Then I'll call your dad a snack (He is a snack, though) You can tell me all your problems I'll give you advice (Lay it on me) Right before I call you dumb You could say I'm pretty nice for an asshole Any of my friends would agree Even though they hate me they love me I have a way of making Friends and enemies look the same It's all the same We all play games Nice for an asshole Any of my friends would agree Even though they hate me they love me I think we're all fucked up And it's funny to me We're all the same We're all fucked up I don't like to go with the flow I'll go my own way through this Hell hole I like the look on a contrarian's face When you tell 'em that you agree With everything they say I like to ruffle up the feathers Just to see what you'll do When you get mad at me I'll say, "Oh yeah, I would be, too" 'Cause that's the MO Always keep 'em guessing Just as soon as they think they know Keep it weird mode Never going to figure me out It's safe to say I'm pretty nice for an asshole Any of my friends would agree Even though they hate me they love me I have a way of making Friends and enemies look the same It's all the same We all play games Nice for an asshole Any of my friends would agree Even though they hate me they love me I think we're all fucked up And it's funny to me We're all the same We're all fucked up