Down With The Brits

Oi mate, you heard of the new deal they got down at the um, the grocery mart Yeah mate, they got tea for half off mate What a great deal mate, oh I love to be British I go on the go, I flow on the flow, I snow in the snow, ay, yeah, yeah I piss in the piss box, ay, yeah, I, I, I, watch the kids as they f*ck each other, ay Yeah I'm British mate, I'm bout to kiss a mate, that's crazy mate, you wanna be my mate, ay mate I'll be your mate, mate, but you wanna mate, mate, mate, nah, that was stupid, ay Cause I'm British, that means I got no IQ, wait, I gotta be rappin' off beat like all the other British fuckers out there in the world Ay, I love tea, yeah, I love crumpets, ay, yo come with me you can be my pet, ay I'll pet ya everyday, cause I'm British and I'm weird, I'm a little beard, I got a little beard, ay, yeah I got every colony on me mate, British people run the world cause we're fake, you cannot come and mess with us You got a guy who fucking sucks, he can't go up the stairs, he falls down the stairs, ooh I go on the go, I flow on the flow, I snow in the snow, ay, yeah, yeah I piss in the piss box, ay, yeah, I, I, I, watch the kids as they f*ck each other, ay Yeah, I'm British mate, I am British bud, I'm a happy sort of stud, I'm sippin' my tea, catching shits by the sea Riding around with my musket, scrawling on a crumpet, I heard your last tune, you're sounding like a wee fucking baboon Meaning it was fucking shite, you're not very bright, I'm always a fucking cheater, that coin's a tinser, your coin just gave me heat I've no clue how to read, I, I, I, I give up at this, f*ck me Yeah, I got crooked teeth, we watch sunshine on leaf, yeah, I love to queue, riding down the Thames in a canoe Yeah, I'm super nice, my hair is full of lice, yeah, it's always raining, foreigners we be detaining I got a British accent, 16 is the age of consent, me and the lads playing some fooey, on my way to the pub, to get some scrub Yeah, I'm British mate, Americans are over the way, pass a stella , so I can beat my wife, go beat your ass I go on the go, I flow on the flow, I snow in the snow, ay, yeah, yeah, I piss in the piss box, ay, yeah, I, I, I, watch the kids as they f*ck each other, ay, yeah, I'm British mate