Unlimited Data Plan

You heard of elf on a shelf? Well here's some raps for that ass You heard of doin for self? You heard of doin it fast? I seen a peanut stand I seen a rubber band I seen a needle that winked It's eye I seen a dream get canned I seen a book get banned I seen an evil try to be an empire I seen an elephant fly I seen an elephant fly Oh what a shit of a guy Oh what a shit of a guy And I'm bout as much of an expert As the next jerk I gotta go to work My neck and shoulder hurt I'm getting over it But I'd rather not mention it I thought my publicist let you know I am my publicist so you know I am my doctor, I'm not my lawyer But guess what? I am the manger Rat-race runnin fast tryna catch the cheese Catch and squeeze, catch and release Lady Eloise Baby please, baby please be my everything Don't say no If you do? ...Ok... you know Life goes on, I mean it's like those songs We used to sing growin up when the night was young We used to be so young, We used to be so fun It's the same old song, I guess life goes on We should play punch-buggy just for old times sake We should plan a pic-nic for a cute lunch date We should fly around the world We could fly around the world I could promise you the world I might break your heart Still life goes on, but still life goes on Pro-tip sip slow, watch the night turn dawn While the lights still on While the mics still on I'ma sing my song All while life goes on The suns too hot Look what they got The vibes and beats like De La The flows water Like Fela May the Force Be With You Live your best life Put your past in the back Look forward Strategize, Plan ahead, and work towards- a goal to maximize all resources in your life fore you can end up A Menace II Society Practice sobriety for the most part Like Blackstar Run down justice like a track-star in a hundred meter race Find your pace, it's a marathon But I'm that far, Ahead of my time I rap like cars don't need asphalt Hats off to the real ones Everybody plays a part But cats are not as good as dogs