Substitute

We have a substitute, teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher We have a substitute, teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher Our teacher's out sick, I think she has a cold A lady's in our class, and she's really really old She's got a big ol' bag with a million little things A teapot and some yarn, and a pair of angel wings She calls us by the wrong names, but we don't really mind She tells us funny stories from another place and time We have a substitute, teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher We have a substitute, teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher She loves to talk 'bout the good ol' days When phones had cords and kids all played She dances in the classroom, oh, what a sight We're all up on our feet, we're dancing left and right She's got moves like Jagger, but she's way much cooler She's the grooviest sub, no one's ever been ruler Her glasses on a chain, and she loves to read She's a disco queen, planting fun seeds We have a substitute, teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher We have a substitute, teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher Her math is kinda funky, her science is a blast She tells us we're her favorite, but don't tell the past Her history's a mystery, with tales that never end She's our favorite sub, our new best friend We have a substitute, teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher We have a substitute, teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher So here's to the lady, with stories so bold Our substitute teacher, who never gets old She's wild and she's wacky, she's one of a kind We love our substitute, she's always on our mind We have a substitute, teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher We have a substitute, teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher Everybody now, let's do the substitute shuffle Move those feet and show a little hustle Twist and turn, and clap along This substitute teacher's got us singing her song